Dear Kung Pao Chicken,
Will you marry me? I think we are a match made in heaven. We have soooo much in common:
- You are spicy, me too! **shakes maracas**
- You love veggies and peanuts, ME TOO!
- You get on well with white and brown rice, ME TOO!
- You like the Chinese… SON… **looks in camera** ME TOO!
So you see, Kungy (if I can call you that) we can make something beautiful happen.
I love you,
XOXOX – Me