Will you marry me?

Dear Braeburn Apple,

I love you. You are always so crisp no matter how long I leave you in my fruit bowl. You are juicy too. I appreciate that. Your sweetness goes above and beyond. I say all of this just to ask for your hand in marriage.  Will you marry me? I know how to cook and I have a cute gap in my front teef.

Think about it.

Holla holla holla,

Me XOXO

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