Dear Apple Cider,
You are nasty and I hate you. I have tried to be nice and tolerate you around mixed company but I can no longer do it. You taste like battery acid. How do you have all of these people fooled that you taste good? HOW? WHY? What is your secret? No, don’t tell me because maybe you being so authentic with me would make me like you, so don’t say shit and go THAT way —->.