Fat Forest Whitaker

Dear Fat Forest Whitaker,

I miss you. You were soooo cute. Now you look like a bag of Ramen noodles. Me no like-ah. Maybe you are on a starvation diet like your wife… Who knows… but I miss you.  Let me cook you some rice and beans everyday so you can get your weight up. I love you♥

XOXO

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