Marry me!

Dear Wasabi Soy Almonds,

I love you. Will you marry me? You taste so nasty but I am still addicted to you. I know how to do the lambada (yes the mothereffin forbidden dance out this mafucka) and can type a lot of words per minute. Consider it… 

Love you boo,

XOXO

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