Me no like-ah

Dear Snickerdoodles,

Go to hell. You pretend to be a sugar cookie and then you taste like shit. We don’t like your kind ’round here.

Grow some chocolate chips or something.. Maybe you need a Hershey’s Kiss right dab in the middle. You are so motherfucking anticlimactic.

DEUCES!

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