I tweeted about this last week and it happens again. I am not surprised. My coworker is in love with her dog… I have some coworkers that love their cats too but this woman loves this dog. When we go to happy hour she shows pics of him and tells me how cute he is. I am like lady; it is a FUCKING pet… Now this little bastard has a Christmas portrait.
A couple of years ago I hosted Thanksgiving at my place and a friend came over. She did not have a car so I picked her up. At night while everyone was drunk she asks for a ride home. I offer her a cozy place on my couch to which she replies “I can’t Rusty* hasn’t had dinner”. I was annoyed like shit. I mean “Rusty” is a fucking wild animal I am sure he can find something and it was the night of a holiday when the crazies were out. So I begrudgingly give the bitch a ride home…
I say all of this to say FUCK YOUR DOG(S). I don’t want to see pictures of them. I don’t care what they like to eat and what they don’t. Awww, he has a heart condition??? FUCK HIM, he is a DOG. He is a fucking wild animal, set his ass loose. Spare yourself the medical bills. Adopt a kid, how about that?
*Name has been changed