Ya don’t say….

THIS JUST IN: Overheard somewhere.. Maybe work, maybe the subway, maybe the elevator…

Bob: My wedding is coming up soon. The time just flew by! Tim and I are so excited.

Kate: Well if anything, it will be inter…(uncomfortable pause) intimate…

Bob: (side eye) Yes, intimate (side eye)

**Names have been changed!

You know I wanted to fall out laughing. I just sat there eyes wide waiting for a brawl. I imagined one in my mind. I guess that counts.

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